Bloody Southerners

Most of South London You scored -4 sophistication and -5 scintillation!

You are the whole of South London (excluding Barnes, Clapham, Dulwich and Greenwich Village)! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You know how some personality tests say that there are no right or wrong answers? This is NOT one of those tests. You're a bit of a hidebound character - and you're either unaware of your own stagnation, or you've acquiesced to it. (I'm not sure which is worse.) You take pride in your philistinism. The only culture you have experienced lately was the yeast growing between the sweaty thighs of the last person you pulled. For you, binge-drinking serves as a proxy for a personality (typical quote: "Best night of my life. Can't remember a fuckin' thing!"). The good news is that this is not the worst result you can get on this test!

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 9% on sophistication You scored higher than 1% on scintillation

Link: The WHICH PART OF LONDON ARE YOU? Test written by fine-and-dandy on Ok Cupid