Pig-eons

Regarding a mate's fall back to dial up Internet (name's changed, natch):

G says: or maybe it's just because he's on a po'band connection
Damo says:The carrier pigeons could have lost some of the datagrams.
G says:He's too po' for pigeons. He probably sends young Wayne to pass the packets round "on an errand"

Ref: RFC 1149 - Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avian carriers