Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Am I that bad?

The Last Man on Earth
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

The OK Cupid test from The Spark seems a bit harsh to me even if it is tongue-in-cheek.


Anonymous pandammonium said...

Harsh? I think it's spot on!

Maybe now you're more "grown up", you should do the test again.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Damien said...

I did it once again a while back, but can't remember what I was.

Something base, I think.

11:30 AM  

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